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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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