i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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