I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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