Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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