i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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