You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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