well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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