I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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