what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Panties = found
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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