happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on