Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection