return my video game
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I met the friendliest cop last night
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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