i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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