i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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