She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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