I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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