it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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