Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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