she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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