Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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