So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.