Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.