Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just high enough for therapy.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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