Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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