who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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