hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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