i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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