okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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