Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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