what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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