I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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