she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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