he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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