So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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