And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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