The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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