she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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