I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
