K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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