YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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