Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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