You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I would fuck him just for his dog
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Randomize
