I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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