Your tits are I can't wait for
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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