nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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