Pappa wants mamma naked
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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