How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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