He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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