I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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