If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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