my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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