i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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