Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
His hands were made for my vagina.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Randomize
