I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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