And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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