Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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