writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
